Home for the holidays, overwhelmed by clucking family members, one thing leads to another, and we hook up with people. These sexual experiences happen for any number of reasons — curiosity, stress, desperation or straight-up opportunism — and are, so often, totally regrettable. But they are almost always hilarious. Salon recently asked friends and readers for their most memorable holiday hookup stories. Below are amazing amazing anecdotes that run the gamut: A bloody first time with a virtual stranger. The inadvertent taking of virginity. Each is as cheery as it is awkward. Happy holidays, and enjoy: The following responses have been lightly edited.
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Why blame Grindr for hook-up horror stories? Grindr – the famous iPhone application that lets you find gay men in your area – has been getting some bad press lately. But is it deserved? First, a year-old was sexually assaulted by a year-old man in Vancouver, British Columbia.
This One Time While in a Hostel Someone recently told me I must have a lot of funny, weird, happy, and interesting hostel stories. After all, I’ve been traveling for 54 months.
There are times when blowjobs result in moments of unbridled ecstasy for both the giver and receiver. Man, I crack myself up today. Get ready to feel uncomfortable! He was pretty big, but, like I said, I was super into him so I wanted to show him a great time. I have a bad gag reflex, so about every other time I went down I was choking. I just closed my eyes and tried to relax because there was no way I was giving up. The guy, just as I’d hoped, was really enjoying it and starting pushing my head down gently and making all kinds of noises.
Then he was so grossed out that he threw up. Let’s just say I blew that chance pun intended. I’d been with my boyfriend for a few months, but I was extremely unexperienced and didn’t have a clue what I was doing. I must have been awful at it, because two minutes in my boyfriend went completely limp. He then proceeded to tell me how good his last girlfriend was a blowjobs which caused me to cry for the next hour.
Needless to say, that guy was a jerk. He probably deserved that terrible blowjob.
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My name is Chris and I’m I’ve always hooked up with girls but have always had a feeling in the back of my mind that I would enjoy being sexual with a guy. Never anyone I knew because I would be too weirder out but someone around my age and sexy and random.
For all the great experiences that come with hooking up online there is an equally as great horror story to go along with them. We have all had experiences in between the sheets that we would prefer to not talk about or even try to forget about all together.
Reading hookup stories about men hooking up with other men can be a blast. More so when the guys claim to be straight. Because GPB is a story driven site, we decided to query our readers via social media about some of their experiences. The response was overwhelming. What follows are 25 gay hookup stories from straight identifying guys who at some point had a same sex encounter.
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It was a painful evening. He showed up late carrying a bouquet, wearing a tux, and sweating profusely. He smelled like nervous nerd and cats. He was still chatting happily even as I fast-walked to my car.
This is a print version of story Hookup at the cabin by imornery81 from xHamster. Actually, I had been on one of two piers most of the day, catching fish too small to keep and enjoying the sunshine. To be honest, it had been good just to have no one around asking anything from me or even knowing me, for that matter. It had not been until I walked back into my cabin, that I realized how drained I was.
I was sun burnt of course and dirty and in need of a shower. But more than that, my legs and arms were sore from doing different things than I usually did at home with Mike.
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Shop This One Time While in a Hostel… Someone recently told me I must have a lot of funny, weird, happy, and interesting hostel stories. Lots of crazy things have happened to me over that time period. Hostel life can be a crazy life. After thinking about the last four and half years, here are some of my favorite hostels stories: The time in New Zealand when an Israeli girl refused to shut off her bed light because she was afraid of the dark.
She then proceeded to talk to her friend all night. One of the other roommates proceeded to unplug her light. After a short argument, which she lost, we were able to sleep in darkness and silence.
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Code of Conduct Re: Gay sex horror stories When I was 18 I was seing a guy who was much older than me and lived quite far away from me so we rarely got to see each other. Everytime we met up we would just rip each others clothes off because the long distance thing could be quite difficult to cope with. He came down for a day’s visit to my mum and dad’s house because they would both be in work all day and we’d have the place to ourselves.
I get to work on his cock, on my knees in the middle of the dining room and he’s almost ready to cum because we got ourselves so worked up before. All of a sudden I hear that oh so familiar sound of the key turning in the front door.
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A hook-up is supposed to be pleasurable. Sex is supposed to make you feel good. But for these six unsuspecting victims, what started as a harmless romp in the sheets turned into a moment of sheer terror that they will never forget. Gay men looking to get off, beware! These are six gruesome tales of gay hook-ups gone wrong.
The following are true stories, although the names have been changed to protect the victims’ chances of getting laid again. He had met up with a Grindr interest who he had been chatting back and forth with for awhile.
By Julia Turpin – Nov 24 37 shares We all have them… those college horror stories of the guy or girl you thought seemed completely normal but then turn out to be just a little nuts or something happened that was an FML moment. At first we were just freaked out by the whole situation, but after awhile we look back and these horrific hookups are something to laugh about. Here are thirteen stories freshman from colleges all over have shared about when their hookup got a little weird… 1 The Stairwell Well, I started talking to one of the girls and after about ten minutes one thing led to another and she was dragging me under the staircase in the basement.
Right as we start to hookup and really get into it she starts screaming, like screaming screaming.
There is always an element of fear when meeting a stranger. A million things could happen. He may look nothing like his pictures. He may be deranged. Browse these 25 scary hookups that happen to all of us, and remember to always have an escape route. Enter if you dare! I am a sex-positive writer and blogger. Like everything I write, the intent of this piece is to break down the stigmas surrounding the sex lives of gay men.
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